Richard, Richard!!!! When will you ever learn about the Englsh English
We are a race that will happiliy spend 300 years making or trying to tame green grass to only grow an inch or less when it is programmed to grow TEN inches and go to seed.
We don't want leaves on our manicured 'bowling green' lawns that the rest of the World will come thousands of miles to sdmire and more money than senesce to say that they have seen the Playing fields of Eton or being pnted in a punt up the Cherwell or the little Granta and want to hear the Messiah sung by Huddersfiekld Choral Society. We want to hear leather on willow and wear whites and wear our school blazers o the Thames at Henley or be got at by an annoyed males swan before going to listen to a virtually confusing play by the Bard of Avon.
Then we want to puff out our scrawny chests and try to get into the Proms, to wear funny hats and sing 'Land of Hope and Glory'
Dammit Man! That is what the REST of this Stupid World wants to emulate.
I still have a couple of 'Morning Suits[ with a black jacket and striped grey trousers with a white shirt and my gold Waltham chain hanging from my black waist coat and wearing my old 31 Squadron tie. We wear our evening suits and long Johns if there ever is a heat wave in England.
And- And -- the Rest of the World is pleased to copy us- mad that we are.