Hi Richard, Just so you appreciate I am not lying. I understand your rhetoric, but maybe not everyone reading these posts has such a grasp of "English" humour, and think you are being honest in your statement?
So here's a photo of my pencils, from 1893 (Grandmother's telescopic propelling pencil) and my 1969 birthday present (Black). Also a newer "click" pencil from Japan, about 2010, and broken.... "They don't make them like they used to" - but repaired with tape! (still works and all in use).
The quarter-imperial drawing board that I use. - With pencils.
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Pencils (opened).
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Pencils (Telescopic and modern Click both closed)
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Hope that clarifies any misunderstanding?
Now this prompted a curious thought about progress.
Pencils were originally sticks of charcoal - used to write or draw anything, on any suitable surface.
Then they added clay to make "pencil lead" - called such because it made a mark on paper that looked (greyish, not black) like a stick of lead would make.
After having wooden sticks with pencil lead inserted within, a clever watchmaker, who had screw threading ability, made a metal (brass? Bronze?) tube to support the lead, and a screw mechanism to be able to propel the lead along the tube as it wore-away with use. That was something that could be mass-produced - from maybe ~1840s? The threads are very fine - perhaps 56 to 100tpi? (MUCH finer than the 40tpi generally used as fine threads by many model makers), metal thicknesses just a few 'thou', with sliding fits (like a telescope), and everything works after more than 130 years from being made. I can use 0.5mm "lead" in the imperial pencils, but the old imperial 0.020" leads jam in modern metric pencils. Holding a thin-walled tube while threading with a fine thread is beyond me! - As is the engraving of the silver tube.
Has anyone ever tried to make one? - that would be worth a picture! Precision on a par with the aero-engines some clever modellers make (I'm not that capable!).
K2
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