Maybe this can be considered a humour thread at my expense?? That's okay! I'll take one for the team!!!!
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SWMBO wanted me to go after some of the small RC helicopters for the boys (son, nephews, BILs, me) so that the holiday would be fun. This was bad idea number one!
The morning alarm went off, and I got up, hopped through the shower, got dressed, and hit the door. "How bad can this be?". Yeah, right!! The mindless rude holiday shopper is very quick to get on my very last nerve and that puts me the in mood to start breaking things. I should know better. :
I arrived at Target this morning at 05:15 with the store opening at 06:00 because they had the things on sale for $15.00.
I like the holidays as well as anyone else. This was bad idea number two.
So I drove in the parking lot, and it didn't seem to have that many cars. Walked up to the store where there was a line formed already, and then discovered shortly afterward where the fire marshall had his line marked off with the number of people that would be allowed in the store. Beyond his mark, there were at least 1500 more people. Insanity!
-To think that I would have a prayer at getting the seven helis that I was tasked to get is ludicrous. As many people that were in the line, I knew that every last one of those things would be long gone by the time I go in the store. And I also knew that if I stayed there with all of the mind numb rude holiday shoppers that I would loose what little sanity I have at 05:30 in the morning and would be apt to make front page news. Not really, but I certainly would be in a very non-festive mood!!
I made the civil minded decision to leave the helicopters and the stores to the holiday shoppers. "Hope y'all enjoy 'em!!"
By the way, before I started this thread, I hopped on Amazon, and have the required helis on the way for the same price!! I could have just walked in in my night time attire and accomplished the mission. :-\ I love the internet!!!!! And I really hope that all of you have a great shopping experience, whether it be at the stores or online!
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SWMBO wanted me to go after some of the small RC helicopters for the boys (son, nephews, BILs, me) so that the holiday would be fun. This was bad idea number one!
The morning alarm went off, and I got up, hopped through the shower, got dressed, and hit the door. "How bad can this be?". Yeah, right!! The mindless rude holiday shopper is very quick to get on my very last nerve and that puts me the in mood to start breaking things. I should know better. :
I arrived at Target this morning at 05:15 with the store opening at 06:00 because they had the things on sale for $15.00.
I like the holidays as well as anyone else. This was bad idea number two.
So I drove in the parking lot, and it didn't seem to have that many cars. Walked up to the store where there was a line formed already, and then discovered shortly afterward where the fire marshall had his line marked off with the number of people that would be allowed in the store. Beyond his mark, there were at least 1500 more people. Insanity!
-To think that I would have a prayer at getting the seven helis that I was tasked to get is ludicrous. As many people that were in the line, I knew that every last one of those things would be long gone by the time I go in the store. And I also knew that if I stayed there with all of the mind numb rude holiday shoppers that I would loose what little sanity I have at 05:30 in the morning and would be apt to make front page news. Not really, but I certainly would be in a very non-festive mood!!
I made the civil minded decision to leave the helicopters and the stores to the holiday shoppers. "Hope y'all enjoy 'em!!"
By the way, before I started this thread, I hopped on Amazon, and have the required helis on the way for the same price!! I could have just walked in in my night time attire and accomplished the mission. :-\ I love the internet!!!!! And I really hope that all of you have a great shopping experience, whether it be at the stores or online!