Things one should never say

[90LX_Notch]

"That should be tight enough."

 

[BAH101]

Your eyes look a little glazed too, officer, have you been into the donuts again?

 

[Royal Viking]

"I'm coming right to bed. I just want to check out this web site..."

 

[hopeless]

scary thing is I have said most of those things .............just lucky I guess :big: :bow:
Pete

 

[rake60]

"Hold my beer, I'll show you how to do that."

No no no..... LOL

Rick

 

[Troutsqueezer]

“Just ignore it – I hear some pilots never turn off that ‘buckle up’ sign.”

 

[Cedge]

Hell officer... I couldn't walk that line sober

Steve

 

[Ken I]

"That noise in the engine ? Don't worry about it, it will probably go away."

Ken

 

[steamer]

But Officer, I thought you wanted to pass me....

 

[DaveH]

If you are a dentist working on a patient,

Whoooops

 

[MachineTom]

"No problem, I've done this lots of times before"

 

[BillC]

When the officer asks if you have any ID; don't say: 'bout what?

 

[nfk]

A system administrator at work: This change is straightforward...

 

[Seanol]

Don't worry, that engine will loosen right up.... :

 

[Foozer]

No Honey It ain't loaded