Things one should never say

[JorgensenSteam]

One of the comments on a post today got me going about things you should never say.


"Honest Ossifer, I haven't touched a drop all night".

 

[GailInNM]

It's close enough to work fine, but I'll just dust off that last 0.0002 and it will be perfect.
Gail in NM

 

[mklotz]

It's a bit dull, but I can get one more hole out of this tap.

 

[Deanofid]

I just made a half dozen of these things. I don't need to refer to the print again...

 

[zeeprogrammer]

No problem.

 

[Royal Viking]

Piece of cake.

 

[Twmaster]

Here, lemme show ya....

 

[GailInNM]

I just want to finish this part and shut down the shop. I'll be there in 5 minutes.

 

[Troutsqueezer]

I'll just give it a quick buffing on the wheel and call it done.

 

[Foozer]

No Dear!

 

[MikeR C]

Yeah, those pants do make you look fat...

 

[Metal Butcher]

Are you trying to piss me of? Or are you just plain stupid!

(great line to use in biker bars)

 

[DOC123]

wife: What on the TV tonight?


husband: Dust

 

[steamer]

Something I taught my kids

if someone says: Hey, Watch this!


Take 3 steps back.


Dave

 

[Maryak]

How are you this morning........Did you have a good night's sleep ???

 

[lugnut]

Hey! hold my beer and watch this!

 

[wareagle]

Officer, the reason I was swerving back there was I couldn't decide which line to follow. I am drunk and seeing double.

 

[Ken I]

Of course I know what I'm doing !

Ken

My personal masterpiece of hubris "You've got to be really unlucky to roll a car on a racetrack" -about 5 seconds before my son did just that WITH MY CAR !

 

[Mainer]

I've heard it as, "Here -- hold my beer. Watch this!"

 

[lathe nut]

got a younger friend of mine asked me the other day about some advise about wife questions, he said wife asked him "Am I fat" he said she is and was not sure how to answer her, I said simple son, just say to her if you were seven feet tall you would not be fat well the next time I saw the young man, he said no more advise from me, he must not have said it in the right tone of voice, I was just trying to help, Lathe Nut