Hilarious Canadian snowmobiling story.--Back about 35 years ago my friend Clarke had bought a really nice one piece snowmobile suit with a hood. Clarke had been into the beer in the afternoon, and while not tipsy, he was having a bit of trouble with diarrhea from the beer. About 12 of us went out on a night run, and as time went by, Clarke decided that he REALLY HAD TO GO!!!!! He had a big machine, far more powerful than the rest of us, so took off Hell for leather up the trail for about ten miles, leapt of his snowmobile, doffed his helmet, undone the top half of his suit and threw it back and squatted right there beside the trail and let it go. Of course, we all caught up to him before he was finished. We stopped and shut off our machines and all started to laugh. Clarke was quite indignant. "what's the matter with you guys!!! Didn't you ever see anybody take a crap before???"--Whereupon we answered--'Yes---But never into the hood of their snowmobile suit!!!"