new years resolutions

[Metal Butcher]

My resolution was twofold.

Stop smoking AND drinking beer.

Last night in a moment of weakness I drove into the convenience store parking lot
to buy a pack of cigarettes. It wasn't out of the way since I driving home from the
6 pack store with a 12 pack of beer.

Maybe next year....... :

Rick

Rick, Your a martyr. I consider smoking and drinking the two foremost necessities of life!
Consider yourself absolved of any further obligation, and have one on me.

Many, many years ago I made a resolution to NEVER make another new years resolution.
So far I haven't any moments of weakness.
I say, Smokem if you gottem, and bottoms up! ;D

-MB

 

[zeeprogrammer]

My resolutions

1) Lose weight
2) Add water to my vodka...in the form of ice
3) Get a new tu-tu
4) Add ice to my vodka
5) Get better oil
6) Get a larger jelly jar

...you can see where this is going

 

[Troutsqueezer]

I will never again take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night.

-T

 

[steamer]

Stress....Over coming the bodies basic need to overthrow a small South American Country...

Alchohol, Tabaco and Firearms.....where's the chips!?

Dave