I hear ya Marv, definitely a strange piece. Maybe instead of dueling it out with pistols, we should be singing bird calls to one another. Kind of a make love not war thing.
Who knows...
Or maybe it's like;
"Hey, I just pillaged so much gold and jewels from the colony. Whatever shall I do with it?"
"I'll pay a master craftsman to work day and night until I have something that no one else has, or ever will!"
Today's buyer;
"Dang, if I knew cutting their wages by 2.5% would fetch me an extra $500M a year, I would have done it a long time ago."
"Now I can finally afford to get me my singing pistols!"