Hurt!

[DaveH]

I am now hurt!

Dave

 

[Artie]

And Dave, Im hurt that you made this public without discussing it with me first.....

Whats wrong mate?

 

[DaveH]

I get more responses to obscure questions I post here than I do when I post in the "popper" part of the forum.

Over 100 views not a single response.

Unless of course there is something going on I don't know about

Hurt I am ;D

Dave

 

[Foozer]

If you need help in defining the "Hurt" I have a couple Ex's that specialise in the application of "Hurt"

Robert

 

[DaveH]

Robert

There has been a conspiracy against me.
Not to mention the dentist this morning.
Dave

 

[Foozer]

Robert

There has been a conspiracy against me.
Not to mention the dentist this morning.
Dave

Isn't Nitrous wonderful

Robert

 

[DaveH]

No one gave me nitrous.
Had 50,000 needles suck in to my gum.
The only bit unfrozen were my feet!

And my brain still hurts - Hurts I say.

And now this conspiracy

Dave

 

[Foozer]

And my brain still hurts - Hurts I say.

And now this conspiracy

Dave

Your just too close to the Sun this time of year, a tin foil hat will keep the rays away.

Robert

 

[kvom]

Robert

There has been a conspiracy against me.

Dave

Some one once said to Oscar Wilde, "There's a cnspiracy against me. What should I do?"

Wilde replied, "Join it!"
;D

 

[DaveH]

Kvom.

Good enough for me - count be in ;D

Dave

 

[Noitoen]

Can't you all see???

DaveH = Dave Hurt! :big: :big:

 

[tel]

Hmmm - just because you're paranoid it doesn't mean the b******s are not out to get you!

 

[DaveH]

Guys I am overwhelmed by all this sympathy - nearly too much. :bow:

Is feeling persecuted better than being conspired against? :big:

Dave

 

[Foozer]

SHH! they might be listening

 

[steamer]

Did you hear that Rick...testing, testing....did you hear that Rick? ;D

 

[bearcar1]

Is feeling persecuted better than being conspired against? :big:

Dave

No, but just remember ..... A pat on the back is only six inches from a kick in the a** ........... which would you prefer. BTW: that hat is on a bit cockeyed.

BC1
Jim