One of my greatest simple pleasures is visiting my friend Sy on his farm in the mountains, 30 clicks up the gravel road from my little town, and browsing uninvited in his veggie patch. As I bite down into a juicy red mustard leaf I think:
I am an enraged bull elephant, with red piggy eyes I have eaten nothing but tough old thorn trees for days no moons. I WANT LEAVES! And all my tension and anger just ebbs away. Happy days.
3 out of Africas big 5 are vegans. The nasty Cape Buffalo, the Elephant, impeccable in his layer of dust, and the Rhino, who the Orientals think carries his s** organ on the tip of his snout.
Recently , not far from here, some friends had a rhino raised from a cub/piglet/pup, well, he was small when they got him. As an adult he used to follow the family around. Rhinos are so prehistoric. Then he was gunned down by automatic assault rifle fire and his horn removed for organic Vi*****.
Think of a vegetable and dont tell me what it is
Ant
I am an enraged bull elephant, with red piggy eyes I have eaten nothing but tough old thorn trees for days no moons. I WANT LEAVES! And all my tension and anger just ebbs away. Happy days.
3 out of Africas big 5 are vegans. The nasty Cape Buffalo, the Elephant, impeccable in his layer of dust, and the Rhino, who the Orientals think carries his s** organ on the tip of his snout.
Recently , not far from here, some friends had a rhino raised from a cub/piglet/pup, well, he was small when they got him. As an adult he used to follow the family around. Rhinos are so prehistoric. Then he was gunned down by automatic assault rifle fire and his horn removed for organic Vi*****.
Think of a vegetable and dont tell me what it is
Ant
